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1-phir aap khudbataaiye khud ko kia samajhte hain?
Aik nihayat serious, muhazab, suljha howa sada sa insan

2-Maa g. matlab aapki kamzori. Allah pak unko sehat salamti aur lambi zindagi se nawaze.Unke liyekia kar guzarne ki khuaahish hai?
Aameen Sum Aameen.Un kay liye aglay saal aik baho khareed dun ga, du bhi ho sakti hain agarhalaat according to plan rahay.

3-father se to kuttkhaate rehte hain.ye bataaiye mother se kab aur kion kutt khaate hain?
Bachpan mein partithi du classic kuttein yaad hain baghair batayee 4th class mein dost kay ghargeya wapsi per uniform change hee kar raha tha kay Maa G nay taar wala hangarmar mar winga kiya phir set karti aur new round… kiya zabardast nishan pary thaypori peyth pey … aik dafa patang chaht per seekh raha tha Maa g nay hockey tori shukar hai bhai kay sath 50 50share hoi thi

Overall Maa G is sosweet, dunya lakh bura kahti rahey hamesha defend karti rahti hain… Tujh meinRaab deykhta hai Maa G bus aur kiya kahoon

4-itni jo lambizubaan chalti hai. isko tez karne ke liye mazeed kia nuskhe istimaal kartehian?
Kuch nahi naturalAbba G ka 10 percent asar aaya hai

5-ap kia hain..ishaqeeqaat ko kabhi khud bhi qabool kia hai..ya apne zhen par ye bojh parne nahidete?
Haey Zalimoo! zindana rahnay deyna kuch din ju bachay hain.. Khud FP bhi FP say aashna nahi, kuchiss may tamaskhar hai zada, wAllah hai tu hai ,,, ab kiya karein blade mar leinkiya?

6-kisi ko qatalkarna maqsood ho..toh konsa aalaa istimaal karainge.
chaqoo, talwaar,pistol, hathora, blade ya gichhi maror dainge?
Apni choti si nassumein kali mirach daal kar cheekoon ki bheyanak tareen mout… ha ha haaaaa haaaaahaa Chooooooooooo!BSs

7-konsi baat aap komaar deti hai?
Ye kay mein marrakyun nahi zaroor koi big maqsad ho ga
, aur faristoon perbara tars aata hai abba g kay sath rahnay per Roz 10 guna pehlay say barijannat teyar karnay ka order zaroor aata hoga, itni mazdori

8-hazir jawaabi aapka shewa hai ..ya aap hazir jawab hain?
Gi shv: hai

9-jis qisam kiqualities aap ne apne wife ke liye bataai hain...is se toh lagta hia.shadi kebaad aap meter ho jaayainge.
Kyun? Meter hoti hai meri… biwi . (lol dis will get some serious raised eyebrows)

10-agar meter hogaye toh kia karainge?
Meter pehlay hee honisi waja say kisi ki zindagi barbaad nahi karna chahta.

jawabaat aap kebohot dilchasp rahe..soch se hat kar koi baat kare..toh parhne main maza aatahai.
mam I am flattered maza lies in the ankh of vakhinder,,,ooh galt angreji ho gai kiya tha wobeauty lies in the eye of saver bulbholder