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[FlashPro]

Hashmi paain sahab,
Mera kaam Mamin Hai,mirza ji nahi.
Had e Adab malhoz e khatir rakhain ge tou munasib hoga,
Warna u know me hashmi surmay Dani,bohat purani exp:exp:
Ye sawal namay Ki pehli qist hai,baqi jald hi aaingi,
Agar Baji bijli manhoos ne dramay bazi na Ki tou,
U also stay tuned....!

Aray wo ka na Mirza gi hum zara bahar mulk pharhnay ki try karnay gaey tu wahan say family name bolnay ki aadat parh gai, ab app PTI walay Hashmi sahab kay peechay parh gaey, meri taraf say pharay rahein ... wo qoum tarkeeb mein hai hee khass... aur gi tareef tu bohat suni hai hashmi surmay ki bhai asli ho ka nakli thand zaroor phoohchata hai.

[Mamin Mirza]

Aray wo ka na Mirza gi hum zara bahar mulk pharhnay ki try karnay gaey tu wahan say family name bolnay ki aadat parh gai, ab app PTI walay Hashmi sahab kay peechay parh gaey, meri taraf say pharay rahein ... wo qoum tarkeeb mein hai hee khass... aur gi tareef tu bohat suni hai hashmi surmay ki bhai asli ho ka nakli thand zaroor phoohchata hai.

محترم ہاشمی صاحب روشنائی وہ استعمال کریں جو مجھ ناچیز کودکھائی دے
اور ہاشمی صاحب کے پیچھے تو موت کے فرشتے کو پڑنا چاہئیے اب،آخر کو ایک پاؤں کیلے کے چھلکے پر ہے اور دوسرا نہاری لیگ کی گود میں
مامن کہئیے،اب آپ پاکستان میں ہیں
ویسے میرے سوالات اتنے مشکل نہیں ہیں کہ ان کے جوابات دینے کے لئے اس قدر سوچ بچار اور گھنٹے درکار ہوں ہاشمی سرمے دانی،بڑی پرانی

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Walaikum Assalam
Atay hi hamla,aur woh bhi shairi Ki tang tortay hoye
Itnay tehray banday ka interview hai,tou phir sawalat bhi usi hisab say emarti numa seedhay honay chahaiye..!
@FlashPro aur amo k baqol flash light
Q1: Apnay ghar main apna koi mutalba manwanay k liye dharna detay hain ya dharnay walon ko ghar lay atay hain?
Q2: Pani geela paitay hain ya sailab k utarnay ka intezar kartay hain?
Q3: Shakar ka iss qadar zayed istemal kiyun kartay hain,suger mill malikaan say bhatta laitay hain?
Q4: Kareelay ko neem charha kar apko paish kiya jaye tou sab say pehla kaam kiya karain ge?
Q5: Rubby ko dubby do kiyun kaha jaye?

Baqi k sawalat baad main

paien ji..tussi meri tanng zaroor khichaan si...oye chaddo na meri taang. kidre main girr jawaaan te faier flash pro ki tang kon khichee gaa.. excersise

[Mamin Mirza]

paien ji..tussi meri tanng zaroor khichaan si...oye chaddo na meri taang. kidre main girr jawaaan te faier flash pro ki tang kon khichee gaa.. excersise

جی آپ کے حکم کے بناء تو اس فورم پر پتہ نہیں ہلتا
پھر میں آپ کا ذکرِ خیر کیونکر نہ کرتی
اور رہی بات ٹانگ کھینچنے کی تو خیر سے یہ کام آپ خود بہت اچھے طریقے سے کرلیتی ہیں،کسی اور کو exp:موقع کہاں دیتی ہیں

[FlashPro]

Walaikum Assalam
Atay hi hamla,aur woh bhi shairi Ki tang tortay hoye
Itnay tehray banday ka interview hai,tou phir sawalat bhi usi hisab say emarti numa seedhay honay chahaiye..!
@FlashPro aur amo k baqol flash light

Q1: Apnay ghar main apna koi mutalba manwanay k liye dharna detay hain ya dharnay walon ko ghar lay atay hain?
Ghar mein Abhi tak Abba ki dictatorship qaeim hai dharna denay ya lanay ki saza takht a daar ya os say bhi kharnaak Maa g ko baatein hain' tum hee nay kharab kiya, badmash mamoowon per parha (excluded BD mamoo

Q2: Pani geela paitay hain ya sailab k utarnay ka intezar kartay hain?
Dhood aur Pani zada tar gila kar kay hee pita hoon, sailab kay liey hifazati iqdamat mujood hain, haan khushk sali ka zamana ho tu sukhay dhood mein suka pani mix per guzara karna parta hai.

Q3: Shakar ka iss qadar zayed istemal kiyun kartay hain,suger mill malikaan say bhatta laitay hain?
hum experiment kar rahain hai... mustaqbil mein chini sugar kay patients say hasil ki gaey gi . Haar sugar patient caroroon ka bika karay ga, loug duaaein manga krein gein Ae Khuda peri biwi zada sugar deynay lag jaey. UN walay yahoodi sazish kay zaey katray pila kar hamaray bachoo ko is azeem nimaat say mehroom karnay ki sazish karein gein. Khabardaar rahein Sadam:


Q4: Kareelay ko neem charha kar apko paish kiya jaye tou sab say pehla kaam kiya karain ge?
Aiesa sirf Mirz... oh sorry I mean Mamin G hee kar saktI hain hum ba qaddam o chasham Nosh farma lein gay.

Q5: Rubby ko dubby do kiyun kaha jaye?
Rubby slip ho kar dubby bohat hai is liye

Baqi k sawalat baad main
G bohat behtar

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Q5: Rubby ko dubby do kiyun kaha jaye?
Rubby slip ho kar dubby bohat hai is liye

exp:exp:exp:

[Ainee]

bheadAwwwwwwwwww. welcome ji. kis ko bula liya. sir se guzar jati hai inki bat

pr welcome . guest jo hein.

[Arosa Hya]

wa alaikum aslam

[Arosa Hya]

1. Mandel ko akhir kia soji thi jo genetics k peechy parh gaya ?
2. Abraham lincon america ka presedent hi q bna?
3. 2 meter rassi k tukry main kitny bal hon ge?
4. Sitaron mai approximately kitni gases at a time react krti hain.
5. Barish k pani ka taste or pH kia hoti h?
6. Koh e himaliya ka nam himaliya q rakha gaya?
7, Ap aik din mai kity alfaz bolty hain?
8. Asman se gira khajoor main atka..........how?
9. zindagi ki khofnak haqeeqat?
10. Pakistan mai abtar sorat e hal ka zimadar kon?

[FlashPro]

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1. Mandel ko akhir kia soji thi jo genetics k peechy parh gaya ?
Os kay dour kay aik phoopha matar khanay kay baad mustaqil matar ghast karnay lagay tu phoophi ki complain per oss nay research ka azeem bayra apnay saar per othaya , bara maza aaya

2. Abraham lincon america ka presedent hi q bna?
very good question... asal mein oss waqt bhi 'Aey Kalay logon' nay complain mar di thi kay hamay bhi 'Ay Payaray logon!' kah kar pukara jaey ... gora pareshan tha cuz ek ek afriki jawan dus dus goriyaan nu tikka kar kut raha tha... unhoo nay commission banaya ... gardan kohni aur ghouthnay check kiye tu Abraham bha G koi round off 0.000000000000001 % GORAY Niklay baki kaloon ki nisbaat ... Bus un ko Saddar bana deya.

3. 2 meter rassi k tukry main kitny bal hon ge?
wait... students ko lagaya hai they are still counting


4. Sitaron mai approximately kitni gases at a time react krti hain.
iss experiment ki asal jaan kaari kay liey humay zabardust experiment karna ho ga; humay aik volunteer chaheye ho ga aur sardiyoon ka wait karna paray ga ta kay amlok, khush chanoo and mong pehli ka atomic fission reaction control karnay kay liey moti razai heavy water ka kam dey.

5. Barish k pani ka taste or pH kia hoti h?
Os ilaqe kay logoon kay ammal kay mutabiq hota hai, hamara ilaqaa kyun kay bohat neek parsa logon ka hai tu pH level check karnay per koi jin waghara chapperh marta hai.

6. Koh e himaliya ka nam himaliya q rakha gaya?
kyun kay os nay koi aur naam rakhwanay say saaf inkar kar diya tha

7, Ap aik din mai kity alfaz bolty hain?
Din means din ya 24 hrs kyunke zada tu neend mein bolta hoon , din mein tu khamosh hee rahta hoon

8. Asman se gira khajoor main atka..........how?
ju bhi ho, matti paoo! ... (cuz assmano gir kay matti paan joga ee rah jana)

9. zindagi ki khofnak haqeeqat?
ABBAAAAAAAA G! :'"(

10. Pakistan mai abtar sorat e hal ka zimadar kon?
PTI Walay