Coffee With Zehra Dawood...!!!

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

ji zaror kal

ap ki kal hoi nahi?

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

@Zehra Dawood ji..

jawabat toh bohot hi umda hain MashaAlllah..aur phir jawabat guddgudi kar rahe hain ke..thora pannga ho aap se..matlab kuch tang kiye jane wale sawalat bhi shamil ho jayain...

haan ji..

1-farz karain aap jasoos hoteen..toh kis ki jasoosi karna pasand karteen?
2-agar aap dehshat gard hoteen.Allah na kare..toh kis ko tabaah karti?
3-agar aap qasaai hoteen...... toh apne hi bolne ke andaz main kasie bolteen.do char jumle toh likhain ..
4-aik jumla bas ainwyee mujh pe kass dain yahan
5-is sawal ka jawab bhi dena farz hai aap pe..lehaza laazmi dena hoga..aur is jawab ko choonke farz kia ja raha hai ap pe.lehaaza kisi ka bhi naam laingi..toh wo user aap ko ulta pulta jawab nahi de sakta..(meri taraf se us user ko paishgee sorry)...haan ji toh kisi bhi aik member ya team main se koi chal raha ho..aur ap ko taang ara ke usko giraane ka dil kare ..to us member ka name batlaaiye
6-husn par agar ap ko ap ke alfaz main aik sher likhne ko kaha jaye toh fata fat lijiye.
7-agar kisi se aap.ya koi aap se shadeed mohabbat kar raha ho..par baad main ap ko realize ho ke..wo insan sara sar jhoota hai.. flirt hai.. dhoka baaz hai.toh aap ka kia reaction hoga?
8-kisi se agar ap ko mohabbat ho jaye.. janab mohabbat means pyar ishq aur mohabbat .. toh usko pehla gift kia dena chahaingi..gift ki pic bhi yahan share karain..via copy paste
9-(aik wahiyaat sawal ) farz kar lain.. .... arre farz kar lene main kia harj hai. main koi male hon..aur mujh se ap ko mohabat ho jati hai.toh aap mujh par is baat ka izhar kaise karaingi..(touba ye sawal pooch ke mere ko khud sharam aaree laa )
10-logon bohot nakhreele houn.toh unke nakhre uthaana kaisa lagta hai

[Mamin Mirza]

@Zehra Dawood ji..

jawabat toh bohot hi umda hain MashaAlllah..aur phir jawabat guddgudi kar rahe hain ke..thora pannga ho aap se..matlab kuch tang kiye jane wale sawalat bhi shamil ho jayain...

haan ji..

1-farz karain aap jasoos hoteen..toh kis ki jasoosi karna pasand karteen?
2-agar aap dehshat gard hoteen.Allah na kare..toh kis ko tabaah karti?
3-agar aap qasaai hoteen...... toh apne hi bolne ke andaz main kasie bolteen.do char jumle toh likhain ..
4-aik jumla bas ainwyee mujh pe kass dain yahan
5-is sawal ka jawab bhi dena farz hai aap pe..lehaza laazmi dena hoga..aur is jawab ko choonke farz kia ja raha hai ap pe.lehaaza kisi ka bhi naam laingi..toh wo user aap ko ulta pulta jawab nahi de sakta..(meri taraf se us user ko paishgee sorry)...haan ji toh kisi bhi aik member ya team main se koi chal raha ho..aur ap ko taang ara ke usko giraane ka dil kare ..to us member ka name batlaaiye
6-husn par agar ap ko ap ke alfaz main aik sher likhne ko kaha jaye toh fata fat lijiye.
7-agar kisi se aap.ya koi aap se shadeed mohabbat kar raha ho..par baad main ap ko realize ho ke..wo insan sara sar jhoota hai.. flirt hai.. dhoka baaz hai.toh aap ka kia reaction hoga?
8-kisi se agar ap ko mohabbat ho jaye.. janab mohabbat means pyar ishq aur mohabbat .. toh usko pehla gift kia dena chahaingi..gift ki pic bhi yahan share karain..via copy paste
9-(aik wahiyaat sawal ) farz kar lain.. .... arre farz kar lene main kia harj hai. main koi male hon..aur mujh se ap ko mohabat ho jati hai.toh aap mujh par is baat ka izhar kaise karaingi..(touba ye sawal pooch ke mere ko khud sharam aaree laa )
10-logon bohot nakhreele houn.toh unke nakhre uthaana kaisa lagta hai

Shawashy
Beta, ab jawabat dekha kaisay kararaay miltay hain wait and watch

[Zehra Dawood]

1-ap ne kaha apne business karti hain..kia business karti hain.aur business ke ouqaat?
Several Businesses we are running
Family businesses
Eng farm
Lather Goods
Imoprt export etc etc
Ab sab ki detail to nahi de sakti na,kiya maloom aap NAB,FIA ya CIA Ya Excise and Taxation Dept. Se hoon
2-family MashaAllah bari achi hai ap ki. Allah pak khushhaal banaye rakhe aap ko.
Ameen.....ye kaisa sawal tha,kuch pata nahi laga
3-cycle-taanga-ya motor bike..in main se kisi aik ko chalane ka moqa mila toh kis ko chalana pasand karaingi ?
Cycle,ofcourse.
4-gham paalti hian ya jooain..go ke dono cheezain insan ka khoon choos leti hain..
Dono hi nahi.
Gham Allah nahi palne dete aur joain amma :p
5-pehnaawa kis qisam ka pasand hai?
Woh jo islam k dairay mein ata ho.
Behayai ka sabab na ho.
6-walda ya walid sahab..kin se ziada unsiyat hai?
Abbi.
Amma bechari to hassrat se dekha hi karti hein.
7-insan ka zameer murda ho jaye toh usko kia kehna chahiye..aur insan aqal ka andha ho jaye toh usko kia kehna .
Durr Fitay Munh.

8-door andaish hain ya khair andaish?
Door andaish to khair kiya hi hona hey,khair andesh keh sakti hein.

9-aasman ki taraf daikh kar mosam ka andaza laga leti hain ?
Nahi,Allah ne mujh mein woh pankhay fit nahi kiye na hi transmiter laga kar bheja warna zaroor haan kehti

10-agar word Z ki baat ki jaye toh in main se kis se darti ziada hain

A. ZUBAN
B. ZALZALA
C. ZAKHAM
D. ZAMEER KI AWAZ
E. ZULM

Darrrr........emmmmmm sab hi darawani ashiya hein par zuban sab se ziyada hey.

[Dilkash]

Ahhhh. Welcome. U r looking some new member. CM very nice thread.
So our special guest
Just put replies of these questions too.

U like ?

shor sharaba or khamoshi

Naughty people or decent pple

Snow fall or rainy weather

Spicy food or chinese?

Dramas or movies

Qawwalis or gazals

Sufuism or journelism

love or war?

Pigeon or butterflies

simple or trendy

action or romance

cinema or theater

pakistan or some other country

pizza or burger

cold drink or green tea

classical or pop

fashion or natural beauty

for time being these are enough to tollerate ;P

[Zehra Dawood]

@Dilkash

U like ?
shor sharaba or khamoshi
Khamoshi bilkul nahi,shor sharaba
Naughty people or decent pple
Boths.
Snow fall or rainy weather
Snow fall
Spicy food or chinese?
Main Chines ko bhi SPICY kar k khanay walon main say hoon
Dramas or movies
Dramas
Qawwalis or gazals
Ghazals
Sufuism or journelism
Sufism
love or war?
Love with war
Pigeon or butterflies
Boths
simple or trendy
Simple
action or romance
Boths
cinema or theater
None of them
pakistan or some other country
Pakistan
pizza or burger
Burger
cold drink or green tea
None of them
classical or pop
Boths.
fashion or natural beauty
Boths.

[Zehra Dawood]

@CaLmInG MeLoDy

jawabat toh bohot hi umda hain MashaAlllah..aur phir jawabat guddgudi kar rahe hain ke..thora pannga ho aap se..matlab kuch tang kiye jane wale sawalat bhi shamil ho jayain...

Kis ka badla mujh se lay rahi hein
Woh bhi gin gin,chun chun k
Kar lain pangga,jitna marzi kar sakain
Isk baad meine phir aapk haath bhi nahi ana
haan ji..
Ji

1-farz karain aap jasoos hoteen..toh kis ki jasoosi karna pasand karteen?
Hmmmmmmm.......jasoos hoti to pata karti k indian saason k pass sazishain karne k ideas akhir ate kahan se hein

2-agar aap dehshat gard hoteen.Allah na kare..toh kis ko tabaah karti?
Bharat ko.

3-agar aap qasaai hoteen...... toh apne hi bolne ke andaz main kasie bolteen.do char jumle toh likhain ..

Sawari kahan k safar par rawangi k liye tayyar hey huzoor ki
Aap se arz ki thi k hadiyun k tukre kar k rakhiye ga
Aapne gurdon ka kaam tamam kar diya

4-aik jumla bas ainwyee mujh pe kass dain yahan
Ye kaam mujhe nahi ata,mazrat.

5-is sawal ka jawab bhi dena farz hai aap pe..lehaza laazmi dena hoga..aur is jawab ko choonke farz kia ja raha hai ap pe.lehaaza kisi ka bhi naam laingi..toh wo user aap ko ulta pulta jawab nahi de sakta..(meri taraf se us user ko paishgee sorry)...haan ji toh kisi bhi aik member ya team main se koi chal raha ho..aur ap ko taang ara ke usko giraane ka dil kare ..to us member ka name batlaaiye

Na ghussa kar bhi lain to mera kiya bigarna hey
@Admin ko.aik bar nahi bar bar jaan bojh kar girana chahon gi.

6-husn par agar ap ko ap ke alfaz main aik sher likhne ko kaha jaye toh fata fat lijiye.

Kiyun ghalib se lay kar wasi shah tak ki bad duain mujhe milne k asbab paida karti hein
Husn par shair woh bhi mera tauba tauba

7-agar kisi se aap.ya koi aap se shadeed mohabbat kar raha ho..par baad main ap ko realize ho ke..wo insan sara sar jhoota hai.. flirt hai.. dhoka baaz hai.toh aap ka kia reaction hoga?

Mein kisi se aur koi mujh se shadeed muhabbat mein mubtala hein,bilkul sach hey ye par ugla dono mein se kisi ne nahi hai ab talak ik dosre se
Well,ulta latka kar chitrol bhi karwa sakti hoon,lal mirchon ki dhooni k saath.hadiyan bhi tor sakti hoon aur munh bhi noch sakti hoon ya phir nafsiyati hospital main bharti bhi karwa sakti hoon.

8-kisi se agar ap ko mohabbat ho jaye.. janab mohabbat means pyar ishq aur mohabbat .. toh usko pehla gift kia dena chahaingi..gift ki pic bhi yahan share karain..via copy paste

Hojaye ka kiya matlab,hum to barson se mubtala hein iss marz e la elaj main
A watch.jo muhtaram ko ye yaad dilati rahe k ana ka qaidi ban kar mazeed waqt barbad na karain aur aapnon ki qadar karain.saath thori si meri bhi kar lain sawab mile ga


9-(aik wahiyaat sawal ) farz kar lain.. .... arre farz kar lene main kia harj hai. main koi male hon..aur mujh se ap ko mohabat ho jati hai.toh aap mujh par is baat ka izhar kaise karaingi..(touba ye sawal pooch ke mere ko khud sharam aaree laa )

Male yani larka to aap hein,izhar bhi aap karain phir.mein larki ho kar apna niswani waqar kiyun dao par lagaon

10-logon bohot nakhreele houn.toh unke nakhre uthaana kaisa lagta hai


Bilkul aise lagta hey jaisay modi ki saath baith kar banda chaye pi raha ho
Wesay bhi mein nakhray uthwane par yaqeen rakhti hoon,uthane par nahi

[muzafar ali]

question 1 in which school do you studyquestion 2 what is your aim in life question 3 what do you work at night

[muzafar ali]

@Zehra Dawood

question 1 in which school do you studyquestion 2 what is your aim in life question 3 what do you work at night

[Zehra Dawood]

@Zehra Dawood

question 1 in which school do you studyquestion 2 what is your aim in life question 3 what do you work at night

Answer 1: Peelay School Mein
Answer 2: Irada acha musalman banna
Answer 3: Soti hoon