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Motivating...!!!
What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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USB
No claps please!
What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!😀
One More
Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!😀😀
Acha ek or
What will you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years?
Bujurg Khalifa!
Acha bas ek or
How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in water?
Diplomacy!😀😀
(Dip-lo-massi)
Ye wala last
How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)
Ye wala ek dum last
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul..
Bonus One
What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.
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Simple its - MOTIVATING.
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