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Police Inspector: Have you caught the thief?
Hawaldar: No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector: What?
Hawaldar: Finger prints.
Police Inspector: Where?
Hawaldar: On my cheeks.

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1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

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Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

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doctor pathan se,,,,ye syrup 2 chamach 2 subha or 2 dopehr or 2 raat ko 3 din tak lena hai.
pthan,,,,apna dawai pass rakho humra ghar mein itna chamach nahin hai

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The sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
and when the Dinosaurs start approaching
he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

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Sardar jee on a bike crossing a border of pakistan the pakistani guard stop the sardar and ask:

Guard: What is in bag?
sardar: Sand...

Guard took the bag and open it....It's full of sand.
The guard examine's the sand under different devices..
But it's only pure sand..

Guard give bag to sardar jee and ask him to leave..

Afer three week's again sardar came on bike and the guard ask

Guard: What is in bag?
Sardar: Sand..

Again the guard have look in the bag and it's pure sand..

He made all previous methods to insure that there is no weapon's
aur drug's in sand but it's clear again..

Now it's routine of sardar to come to border and again the guard take all precautionery measure's to insure that the sand is pure.

After some year's the guard met sardar in islamabad

Guard say's that now i am retired and plzzz tell me that what are you smuggling across border?

Sardar say's: Stupid BIKE"S

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"Beautiful Words"

#Waqt Ka Pta Tab Chalta Hai Jab
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Jab Aap GHARIDekhtey Hein...!

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"Beautiful Words"

#Waqt Ka Pta Tab Chalta Hai Jab
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Jab Aap GHARIDekhtey Hein...!

Wa G Wa
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haha..waqauee taaliyaaan:D

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Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!