Laugh out Loud (hehehehehehe)

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Police Inspector: Have you caught the thief?
Hawaldar: No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector: What?
Hawaldar: Finger prints.
Police Inspector: Where?
Hawaldar: On my cheeks.

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teacher to sardar: what is the difference between landline and mobile phone?
sardar: landline per hum ungli se dial kerte hain or mobile per thumb se.

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ik machar ik ladki ki coke me gir gaya.

ladki ne us ko jaise hi drink se nikala to wo bola.......MAAA

ladki ne pooocha me tumhari maa kese hui?

machar bola mein teri COKE se nikla hoon......MAA

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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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Wife: Last nght I saw a dream tat u wer
sending me jewellery & clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying d bill.

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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?

Salesman: 500 Rs.

Customer: Itna sasta!

Salesman: China ka hai....

Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de...

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aGr 1 FamiLy k..

WaLDen baChoN sE,


BachAy WaLdain Se,


B.v Shohar Se,


Bahoo SaAs Se,

Nand Bhabi Se,


Behnoi saALay sE,

Susar Daamad Se,


JhoOT BoLaIn..


To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE?
> Simple






Star Plus

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A B C D E F G H I J K . . . .

A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding

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Study=Fail..[Proved !!!]
(Eq.1)------: Study=Dont Fail.

(Eq.2):----- Dont Study=Fail.

........Adding Eq 1&2......

Study+Dont Study=Fail+Dont Fail.

.......Taking Common.......

Study(1+Dont)=Fail(1+Dont).

.....Cut "(1+Dont)" On Both Side.

Solution:

Study=Fail.

HENCE PROVED...