Laugh out Loud (hehehehehehe)

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Police Inspector: Have you caught the thief?
Hawaldar: No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector: What?
Hawaldar: Finger prints.
Police Inspector: Where?
Hawaldar: On my cheeks.

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

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bush and obama were sitting in a bar.
a man walks up to them and asks, what r u guys doing here?
bush: We r planning world war 3.
man: How?
bush: Well, we will kill 140 million muslims and one beautiful girl?
bush to obama: See, i told u, no one care about the 140 million muslims!

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tip of the day.

3 muuli wale parathe,
2 gobi wale parathe,
1 plate mash ki daal,
1 boul ubly chane
ek sath khain
aur
chalte phirte cng station ban jayain

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ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell baja ke bhag jata
ek din parosi ne pakad ker pocha ye kiya herkat hai?
pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.

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someone wrote to pathan agar tum zaheen ho to 100 ka blanc check bhejo
hoshiyar ho to 200 ka, aur agar dono ho to 300 ka bhejo
pathan sent 600 rupees and wrote
yara hum sab ka baap hai.

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