Laugh out Loud (hehehehehehe)

[~KAYRA~]

Police Inspector: Have you caught the thief?
Hawaldar: No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector: What?
Hawaldar: Finger prints.
Police Inspector: Where?
Hawaldar: On my cheeks.

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[~KAYRA~]

INTERVIWER: TELL ME OPPOSITE OF GOOD...



SARDAR: BAD



INT: COME.....



SARDAR: GO



INT: UGLY....



SARDAR: PICHLI



INT:UGLY????



SARDAR: PICHLI



INT:SHUT UP.....


SARDAR: KEEP TALKING



INT: GET OUT.....



SARDAR: COME IN



INT: OH MY GOD

....



SARDAR: OH MY DEVIL



INT: U R REJECTED





SARDAR: I M SELECTED.




BALLE BALLE

[~KAYRA~]

aik sardar ko truck ny takker mar de
sardaar ka dost:yar jo hoona tha ho gya par tu itna dara hoa q hy
sarda:q k os truck k pechchay likha hoa tha "phir milain gay"

[~KAYRA~]

70 year old man

70 year old man apni wife se main tumhare liye asman se tarre tor k la sakta hun. Wife mouh se mong phalli to tori nahi jati chale hain akhrote torne

[~KAYRA~]

Bill Gates- After Death

Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society
enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and
yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've
never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between
the two?"

God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help
you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"


Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the
water, laughing and frolicking about.

The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing
harps and singing.

It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for
only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among
the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by
demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish anddespair.

"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the
beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"


"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"

[~KAYRA~]

Bikhari Ne Hotel Taj me phone Kia…

Bhikari : Hallo Taj Hotel?

Taj : Ha Ji

Bhikari : 1Pizza, 1Biryani,1RasMalai.. ... Bhej Do

Taj : Kiske Nam Pe Bheju Sir

Bhikari : Allah K Nam Pe Bhej do

[~KAYRA~]

saima ka mangatar kafi arsy sy Dubai gaya howa tha aur ab shadi k liy any wala tha
ak roz saima ny sharmaty howy uzma ko batia k
" wo Dubai main apny dosto sy kahta phir raha hy k main shahir ki sab sy hassen larki sy
shadi karny ja raha hoon"
hay Allah ya to bohat bori baat hy uzma ny kaha
"itna arsa os ny mangni tomhary sath rakhi aur ab shadi kisi aur sy karny ja raha hy"

[~KAYRA~]

ak larki pahli bar bahri jahaz main safar kar rahi thi
aur boht khofzada thi chand gahnton k bad wo captan k pass gai
aur boli "agar samandar main jahaz k samny koi chatan ajay to kia hoga"
kuch nahi captan ny kaha "chatan mazrat kar k ak taraf hat jay gi"

[~KAYRA~]

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Srudent : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Student : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

[~KAYRA~]

Dear Boss,

RE: How to solve Y2K universal problem?

We have found solution after tiring job of 18 months as follows.

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December

As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.


Sincerely yours,



Santa Singh
Project Leader Y2K
(Y to K)

[~KAYRA~]

4 singh business kerne ka sochte hain
sab se pehle wo ek resturant kholte hain
liken koi bhi restaurant main nahi ata
kiyo
kiyo k reastaurant k door pe wo likh dete hain k
visitors not allowed
phir
wo ek car mechanic ki dukaan kholte hain
liken koi bhi dukaan pe nahi ata
kiyo
kiyo k unki dukaan 2 floor pe hoti hai
phir
wo ek taxi khareedte hain k taxi chalian gain
liken koi bhi taxi ko rokta nahi hai
kiyo
kiyo k wo 4 ke 4 khud hi taxi main bethe hote hain
phir
wo sochte hain k ye taxi bhi hamare kisi kam ki nahi hai
is ko samander main daal dete hain
liken
wo bhi samander main nhi ja rahi hoti
kiyo
kiyo k do age se dhakka de rahe hote hain aur do peeche se