Laugh out Loud (hehehehehehe)

[~KAYRA~]

Police Inspector: Have you caught the thief?
Hawaldar: No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector: What?
Hawaldar: Finger prints.
Police Inspector: Where?
Hawaldar: On my cheeks.

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[~KAYRA~]

Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

[~KAYRA~]

Reason why never visit a 5 Star Hotel !!

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Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate,
Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer : "Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or
green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer : "White"
Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer : "With cow milk please.
Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : " Beet sugar or Cane sugar ?"
Answer : "Cane sugar "
Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or Still water ? "
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst

[~KAYRA~]

May I know the time please?!


Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: made it Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles.


Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.

[~KAYRA~]

Confusion:.[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME~1/ADMINI~1/LOCALS~1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME~1/ADMINI~1/LOCALS~1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpg[/IMG]
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.

[~KAYRA~]

Dulha ki Apppp Beteeeeeeeeee

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first YEAR

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main
phirana, muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao,
aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.



5 saal baad........




subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko school chodte hue jana..............

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chorri nahi charpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi, [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Administrator/Desktop/chat.gif[/IMG]
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge
.

[~KAYRA~]

sardarni writes to sardar ghar kab aarahe ho msg kerk batao.

sardar writes to her

"nahi bata sakta balance kam hai."

[~KAYRA~]

WHICH IS THE MOST CONFUSING DAY IN AMERICA ?

FATHERS DAY....!!!!!!

COZ....

NOBODY KNOWS

WHOM TO WISH

oops lolz

[~KAYRA~]

aik dehati aurat chek cash karwany bank gae
claerk=yahan sign karo
aurat=kaisy?
clerk=jaisy khat k akhir may likhty hain
she wrote=faqat twady kaky de maa.

[~KAYRA~]

ek sardar sari zindage ek masle per souchta raha
bus yahe souchte souchte woh buddha hogaya or souchte souchte he mar gaya,

jub woh mar raha tha to us ki man ney poucha k beta ab to teri jan nikal rahe hay ab to bata dey k tu kiya souchta rehta tha jis ki waja se aj tujhey heart attack hogaya,

to us ney kaha maaa mein yeh souchta rehta tha k >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



MERA EK BHAYE HAY TO MERI BEHAN K DO KAISEYYYYYY?????

[~KAYRA~]

USTAAD NE STUDENTS SE KAHA JO SAB SE PEHLE TRAIN BANAEGA,

USS KO GIFT MILAYGI TO SAB STUDENT MASROOF HO GAY BANANE MEIN LEKIN 1 LADKA IN MEIN SE FOURAN PAPER LEKE AA GAYA

AUR BLANK PAPER SIR KO DEKHAYA SIR BOLA YEH TO KHALI HAI LADKE NE JAWAB DIA K MAINE BAHOT TEZ TRAIN BANAEI THI JO AAP KE DEKH NE SE PEHLE HI CHALI GAY.