Laugh out Loud (hehehehehehe)

Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...y/msn/kiss.gif

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e.../msn/heart.gif
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...ngel_smile.gif
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morninghttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e.../omg_smile.gif
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...evil_smile.gif
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e.../cry_smile.gif
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...ngry_smile.gif
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...ngry_smile.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gif
Husband - by default.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...wink_smile.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_shifty.gif

Reason why never visit a 5 Star Hotel !!

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Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer : "Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "White"
Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Answer: "With milk "
Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "With cow milk please.
Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : " Beet sugar or Cane sugar ?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "Cane sugar "
Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Question: "Mineral water or Still water ? "http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0022.gif http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0022.gif http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/zuban.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...ngry_smile.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...ngry_smile.gif

May I know the time please?!
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Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...ades_smile.gif

Old Man: Certainly not.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...sa_whistle.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...sa_whistle.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...sa_whistle.gif

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time? http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e.../omg_smile.gif

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_snooty.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_snooty.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_snooty.gif

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gif

Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...ngel_smile.gif

Young Man: Quite possible.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_shifty.gif

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_think.gif

Young Man: Quite possible.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...s/eusa_doh.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...n/envelope.gif

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possiblehttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...eeth_smile.gif

Old Man: made it Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e.../thumbs_up.gif

Young Man: Smiles. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/I...eusa_angel.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_dance.gif


Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_think.gif

Young Man: Smiles http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/I...eusa_angel.gif

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_think.gif

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/I...eusa_angel.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e.../msn/heart.gif

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_snooty.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...ngry_smile.gif

Confusion:.[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME~1/ADMINI~1/LOCALS~1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME~1/ADMINI~1/LOCALS~1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpg[/IMG]
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0001.gif

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0022.gif http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0001.gif
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Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gif

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0035.gif

Dulha ki Apppp Beteeeeeeeeee

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first YEAR

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0017.gif
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0016.gif
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e.../msn/heart.gifhttp://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0011.gifhttp://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0016.gif http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0011.gif
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main
phirana, muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo, http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...ngel_smile.gif
jaldi se ready ho jao,
aap ko office bhi hai jana. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_dance.gif

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi, http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...y/msn/kiss.gif
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0006.gif
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.



5 saal baad........
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subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko school chodte hue jana..............

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi, http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...ngry_smile.gif
kya baat hai abhi tak chorri nahi charpai, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0026.gif
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena, http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/e...evil_smile.gif
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0019.gif
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi, [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Administrator/Desktop/chat.gif[/IMG]
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0001.gif
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0039.gif
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge
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sardarni writes to sardar ghar kab aarahe ho msg kerk batao.

sardar writes to her

"nahi bata sakta balance kam hai."

WHICH IS THE MOST CONFUSING DAY IN AMERICA ?

FATHERS DAY....!!!!!!

COZ....

NOBODY KNOWS

WHOM TO WISH

oops lolz

aik dehati aurat chek cash karwany bank gae
claerk=yahan sign karo
aurat=kaisy?
clerk=jaisy khat k akhir may likhty hain
she wrote=faqat twady kaky de maa.

ek sardar sari zindage ek masle per souchta raha
bus yahe souchte souchte woh buddha hogaya or souchte souchte he mar gaya,

jub woh mar raha tha to us ki man ney poucha k beta ab to teri jan nikal rahe hay ab to bata dey k tu kiya souchta rehta tha jis ki waja se aj tujhey heart attack hogaya,http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...ns/eusa_eh.gif

to us ney kaha maaa mein yeh souchta rehta tha k >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gif



http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0026.gif MERA EK BHAYE HAY TO MERI BEHAN K DO KAISEYYYYYY?????http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...s/eusa_doh.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...s/eusa_doh.gif

USTAAD NE STUDENTS SE KAHA JO SAB SE PEHLE TRAIN BANAEGA,http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif

USS KO GIFT MILAYGI TO SAB STUDENT MASROOF HO GAY BANANE MEIN LEKIN 1 LADKA IN MEIN SE FOURAN PAPER LEKE AA GAYAhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_clap.gif

AUR BLANK PAPER SIR KO DEKHAYA SIR BOLA YEH TO KHALI HAI LADKE NE JAWAB DIA K MAINE BAHOT TEZ TRAIN BANAEI THI JO AAP KE DEKH NE SE PEHLE HI CHALI GAY.
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