Joke contest July 2015

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Last date 23/7/2015 hai

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ماں ..(بیٹی سے ) بیٹی تم آئنے کے سامنے آنکھیں بند کر کے کیوں کھڑی ہو؟
بیٹی ..امی جان !میں دیکھ رہی ہوں کے میں سوتے میں کیسی لگتی ہوں

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”