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sahi jaa rahe hain..;hansi::Originally Posted by engr1111
1 Jokes on EACH Visit
Ist 10.. Ye Lo... Can Join my FB Group too...
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1- Wife : Jano So Jao Nah Dehko Rat Keh 12 Bjj Rahay HainHusband :Neend Nai A Rahi
Wife : Kion Itna Sochta Ho Mery Baray Mein Itna Pyar Karty Ho Tension Na Lo Meri Tumhari Hi Ho
Husband : O Ja Dafa Ho Apna Kam Kr Menu "Machar Wadd Wadd Khaan Dya A tenu Wakhri Ishq Di Agg Lagi hai...................
2- Son; Mom Ap ne Mujh se jhoot bola
Mom: Kab beta?
Son: Ap ne Kaha k Tumhari chhoti behan 'PARI' jesi hai
Mom: Han hai to?
Son: To jab me ny Usy Balcony se Phenka to Wo uri Q ni?
Mom: Tera Bera Ghark ho jaye kutty kameenay kithay sutt ayaa kuree nu...
3- Pappu Dukan walay se: ustad g, choohay maran wali dwai deo,
Dukandar: Ghr le k jani h?
Pappu: Hor Anni dya, choohay ethay le k aavan?.
4- Bahr Address batanay ka tareeqa
Street No. 4
House No. 126-D
London City
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Aslam Kariyanay aali gali sajjay murr k, neelay gate de naal ala karr (Ghar) ayy.
5- 1 maheeny ki bacchi raat main be inteha r0nay lagi, maa baap be khabr s0tay rahay, aakhir main bacchi ne apnay baap k0 thap thapaaya, baap ch0nk kr utha aur bachii ki bat sun kr be hosh hogya.....!
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bachii bolii......
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Sunn Raha Hai Naa Tu . . .
R0 Rahi hoon Main..
6- Once a DOCTOR and an PROGRAMMER entered a chocolate store...As they were busy looking around,
doctor stole 3 chocolate bars...
As they left the store, doctor said to PROGRAMMER :
"Man! I'm the best thief ever,
I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that"
Programmer replied: "You wanna see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"
So they went to the counter and Programmer said to the Shop boy:
"Do you wanna see magic..?"
The Shop boy replied: "Yes..!!!"
Programmer said: "Give me one chocolate bar!"
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it...
He asked for the second, and he ate that as well..
He asked for the third, and finished that one too...
The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic..?"
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Prgrammer replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them..!!!"
......Programmers Rocks.....
7- 3 Pathano ko phansi hone lagi: Pehly ko phansi lagayi to Rassa dheela hony ki waja se woh nechy paani main ja gira. Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main ja gira aur bach gaya. Jab Teesry ki bari aayi to wo jallad se bola: "Khocha yeh Rassa Theak karlo hum ko terna nai aati."
8- 1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha Magar keh Raha Tha Aaloo le lo Aaloo. Ek Aadmi ne kaha: Khan Sahab! Ye to Angoor hain. Pathan: Chup ho jao! Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi.
9- 4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay: Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain. Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?
10- Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem Ans: B.A Ques: Pakistan kab bana? Ans: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. Ques: Pakistan ka PM kon hai? Ans: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain. Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye. Pathan se: Ques: Naam? Ans: B.A Ques: Kab Paida huwe? Ans: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. Ques: Baap ka Naam? Ans: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
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