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      Award winning joke

      🏆 Award Winning Joke 🏆

      Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his resume to apply for a post in Microsoft USA. Few days later he got this reply:

      Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

      *You do not meet our requirements.
      Please do not send any further correspondence.
      No phone call shall be entertained.*

      Thanks,
      Bill Gates.

      Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference.

      Laloo Prasad addressing the press -
      "Bhaiyon aur Behno, Aap sabbo ko jaan kar bahute khusi hoga ki humko America me naukari mil gaya hai."

      Everyone was delighted. Laloo continued -

      Ab hum aap sabko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaunga. Par letterva angrejji me hai, isliye saathesaath Hindi me translason bbi karunga....

      Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad - *PYARE LALOO PRASAD BHAIYA*

      You do not meet - *AAP MILTE HI NAHI HO*

      Our Requirement - *HUMKO TO JAROORAT HAI*

      Please do not send any further correspondence - *AB LETTER VETTER BHEJNE KA KAUNO JAROORAT NAHI HAI*

      No phone call - *PHONWA KA BHI JAROORAT NAHI HAI*

      Shall be entertained - *BAHUT KHAATIR KI JAYEGI*

      Thanks - *BAHUT BAHUT DHANYAWAAD*

      Bill Gates - *TOHAR BILWA...*
      😆😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😂😂

      *This is how ن people read the judgment*
      *Dedicated to N league*🔜✔







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      Re: Award winning joke

      :d

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